Boredom...complete boredom
written @ 4:29 p.m. on January 03, 2002

Death Test Results

March 18, 2045

at the age of 59 years old.

According to the sparks death test that is when i am going to die, most likely of cancer or overdose.

This is what happens when i have too much free time i take stupid little quizzes.

Stress Test Results

It's just as we suspected. You exhibit a stress percentage of

45%

which is about what you deserve. This is only an average score for someone of your age and sex.

Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:

that nearby fire.

Mom or Dad, you choose.

doing your homework; trusts us, no one will care in 5 years.

consciousness.

Q.E.D.